Wednesday, December 17, 2008
"winter" in london
uhhhhmmm i went to a party the other day - that was fun. it was in this weird converted building that used to be something else and then was made into apartments and then they had obviously taken one of the apartments and gutted it to make some kind of "event" space that was really only the size of a one bedroom apartment...but they managed to make it work and there we were at this dance party for about 50-60 people and it was hilarious to be at a dance party that teeny and that cool that only had one bathroom....ya....that was fun.
today renee and i went to ikea...we took a bus...in retrospect this seems like a silly idea as it took us about 2 hours to get there - but oh the sights we saw made it almost worth it - imagine bussing through north toronto - it's not really toronto, but in a way it might be even more toronto than toronto - know what i mean? well i got the london equivalent today. we even passed a mall and boy did i have the itch to hit that up...an evil evil disney loving part of me craves a giant complex of my favourite stores all in one place...as for ikea...we got what we needed (and more) and in the end we admitted defeat and cabbed it home in about a quarter of the time with our booty in the...boot...
bad blogger!
s'ok! updates! what have you missed out on!?
my mum and phil came to visit - i ate waaaay too much and marched them all over the city and back again - even my bones hurt at the end of the day so when they said they felt "stiff" the next day - i can only imagine how much they were downplaying it....but all in all it was amazing to have them here and show them around and have them take me out for food!! they are so awesome and i am so so lucky that they "get" me and what i am doing...or not doing. the fact that they enjoy the same cheap, easy and odd things that i do makes for fun times...not that we didn't go to nice places - there was plenty o' that - like our lunch at the national portrait gallery restaurant (the one from the movie "closer" - watch it, you'll see, actually don't watch it, i didn't much like the movie). ya, we went for this swish lunch on the third floor of the nat portrait gallery for lunch where you can sit and look out over most of london (it's awesome) and in the middle of our lunch the fire alarm went off - no shit - ya it did! and we had to leave our beautiful lunch half eaten and our wine half drunk and file out to the street! well you can only imagine what we did next! tooright! we left! what!? they wouldnt have made us pay anyway! and what did you think we were going to do - wait around wasting precious london minutes - hells no - we went drinking at my mum's fave london wine bar - i know my mum has a fave london wine bar - how cool is she? and how cool am i for having such a cool mum! yeah! anywaaayzz - other than that...we ate a lot - did i mention that? and we walked a lot, and we went on the london eye but i was too scared to get up from the bench, and we went to greenwich where we saw this amazing painted hall and listened to an organ recital and visited the greenwich ummm...place...where GMT is measure from and stood on the line separating the hemispheres where we had a debate about hemispheres and then just like that they had to go :( but it really was so much fun! in a way it made london a little more real, having them come visit me here....to be honest, i spend so much time working the whole "living in london" thing is still working it's way into my fat skull...london is wasted on me so far...but don't worry - i'll be making up for it as soon as i can!
Monday, November 17, 2008
lazy life!
i like to spend time wandering around their grocery stores like: tesco, sainsbury's, but most of all waitrose...cause it's pretty and nice and...expensive...not to mention close to my work! i guess cause i really like food, it's a bit exciting to go into the stores here and see all this new stuff...mostly the same food but just with different brand names and packaging...but still...here's a discovery i made in waitrose the other day...which i then HAD to take a picture of...try looking discreet with a camera in a grocery store...
the other day...i happened to be near the whole foods that they have here in london...so...for the sake of comparison to north american whole foods i thought i'd go in and take a looksee round...not to mention i was bored and i love food shopping - have i mentioned that before? saw this and chuckled - so i took a picture
n.b. the bin says "organic minced beef only" - now i know the bin must have been enjoying a type of bin reincarnation here and is probably no longer used for minced beef...but it's still funny
when i'm not in grocery stores...i am either walking about, in my apartment or at work (or maybe in a clothes shop) or i am en route via the london transport system of buses and trains...here is a frequent sight in london tube stations...now i know we have these in toronto too...but rarely do they actually come up ONTO the platform like the london mice do! really, someone should teach those toronto rodents a thing or two about hospitality and manners - i mean....the least they could do was make some kind of concerted effort to get to know foreigners like the london ones do (pictured here)...so friendly.
here are some things i've stumbled upon in my recent wanderings of late....above...i wandered down the canal today...yeah, you know...typical london day - go for a stroll down the canal - oh so civilized and all that rot...and came across this...have no idea what it is...but doesn't it look cool!?...yeah that's really all i got on that one...anyywaaay
below...yeah, that's right! clare street!! holy crap! you never see my name anywhere in north america! let alone my name spelled "right" and this street is just down the way from my house! crazy! please note however that it's a super short, dirty street that mostly houses the backends of car garages...no worries - i checked and there's totally like clare lane and clare place and clare...crescent or something in london too...i've assured myself they've got to be nicer than clare street...otherwise i might think it was some kind of omen or something...

catch all y'all on the flipside...till next time...lots of london love.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
London Life!
Here I am in London, one of the most incredible cities in the world, on one of the most incredible days in history (the US election) – which, although I’m not in the states, obviously has worldwide implications and therefore is relevant in any cosmopolitan city, London being one of if not the most in the world….and what have I been doing? I am still in my pyjamas. I did leave the house. Once. For an hour. I bought fish and chips. Now I’m back. Fear not north American friends – I haven’t adopted fancy mannerisms or taken on any kind of airs or anything like that in my new city of residence – oh no, I am still salt of the earth, grounded, slovenly. Everyone, please rest assured that I remain quite myself.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
my plaaace!
here are some pics of victoria park which i live beside...it will make you think where i live is nice...yes...keep thinking that...pics of my actual place will follow if and when my room actually looks like a room and not a locker ;)
ps. i love that i posted about my favourite place to eat before i posted about my house...


Tuesday, October 28, 2008
food! fabulous food!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
still alive...barely
Sunday, September 28, 2008
picture post
a note from mile end
the job is wearing me down - too much annoying shop job not enough eating of cheese to hold my interest!
facebook is hiring, maybe i can work for them! lol.
just moved a crapload of stuff from all nidhee's recently departed london friends into my own new flat....thanks to jill, ak, holly and nidhee for everything!
i even have my own keys
next step - new job and bike
for now i'm in mile end staying with a housefulloboys - thankfully one of them is off partying his behind off after running it off in the berlin marathon so i have his keys and room ALL to myself! whoo!....i might just steal his identity and stay!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
positivitee
Monday, September 22, 2008
insanity
Thursday, September 18, 2008
messed blog
went to see a play tonight. more on that later.
london is beautiful. now that my place here is unstable i really want to stay :(
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Blogging, Bed & Brendan Canning
Sooooooo I thought I might as well have some fun on my day off since who knows when the next time I'll get to have that will be???
After this I met up again with AK who pointed out this corner where the first gas station in london used to be - now across the street (to the left in the picture) they have these amazing parking spots - only for electric cars where you can park for up to 3 hours and charge your car while it's parked....it's the future people! Ironic tho huh - special electric car charging parking instead of a gas station...
Work tomorrow and Thursday (Nidhee gets back Thursday night and is out of here Saturday)....what will I do?
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Today's post as opposed to post backlog
saw two very nice houses today...now i just have to cross my fingers one of them likes me enough to offer me a room...see i hate posting things like this on my blog cause then people all wanna follow up and ask "did you get either of those rooms" and then if i have to say no, i'll feel depressed and make the person who asked sorta sad that i dont have good news to share...see, this is the upshot of being vague and not disclosing information! instead i prefer to stick to the most frivolous topics of conversation possible.
inbetween these house viewings matt made jonny and i lunch. it was nice.
nidhee has gone to spain for a week. she's back on thursday night and moves out saturday. if i don't have a place by then, i am officially homeless.
i had a freak out at work the other day - they use these really inhumane glue traps for mice. (n.b. all food places have mice, it's not that this one is dirtier than any other) it made me really sad, compounded with their complete lack of environmentally friendly attitude :( i have to find a proper job soon.
sorry to be such a downer...i know (hope) things will start to look up soon...
here is a nice picture of the park where i spend my work breaks...at least that's something
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Backlog Post
There is this funny phenomenon around 5pm when every pub you walk by is filled to the gills with people having drinks...but about 2 hours later they are empty...I never understood this UNTIL TODAY when i tried to take the tube between 5 and 6....it’s INSANE! No wonder people hide near their works drinking until the chaos dies down....it’s like 2 phases of going home-ness! Regardless tho the tube is madness between 5 and 6 – people all crammed together in the most ridiculous way possible – to the point that people are actually step up onto the tube but THEIR WHOLE BODY is like outside of the tube until the curved doors close around them like a cocoon!!! :O :O scarytimes is that one day....this might be me :O :O
This whole dealio of course makes the tube like superpacked...and the other day i noticed that...unlike the Toronto TTC, the tube tunnels through which the tube travels are just about tube sized...meaning...in the event of an emergency...you can’t like pry open the doors of your carriage and step out into the safe air of the tunnel...no no...you pry open your carriage doors here and all you will get is a blank wall of...wall....like a trapped rat...things like that can make a girl claustrophobic yo.
Hence my love of buses...it all began about a week ago when i met up with lexi and she showed me the beauty of the bus – 90p and you get to travel about in the open air and see where exactly you’re actually going...granted around rush hour the buses are...how do you say...super slow...BUT! othertimes they are superfun! So i have been bussing it home fairly often when i have time to sit and contemplate in lieu of tubing (cheaper and less claustrophobic) also the source of fun discoveries like the umbrella store on high holborne street
Thursday, September 11, 2008
A Brief Soujourn
Vicious Guns
CSS
Does it Offend You Yeah?
Brendan Canning
- they all play beautiful music
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
House Hunting teaches Clare more about London Transport
My fascination with the tube and their stations has been compounded by my house hunt where every house listing is categorized by tube station.....
You know you're Canadian when:
"Barking Station" makes you chuckle
"Tooting Beck Station" makes you giggle
and
"Cockfosters Station" makes you want to fall onto the grotty tube floor and roll around laughing
also
"Canada Water Station" makes you want to move there out of sheer nationalism or maybe just familiarity in general even though god knows what actually is there....
I'm that phase of house hunting where I'm sure I'll never find anywhere to live. Plus my knowledge of areas and neighbourhoods is nonexistent. I feel like there are a lot of places out there but 75% of them are like....in outlying areas. Another 10% are in sketchy areas and then that leaves about 15%, 50% of which i didn't think were in sketchy areas but are, so that leaves 7.5%, 90% of which are crappy. Whatever is left is where i'll end up living - cross your fingers for me.
Have I mentioned that blogging is a welcome distraction to actually finding jobs and houses...mmmm...yes....
Pictures for today are from last night's journey to Mile End where the girls made dinner for the boys in exchange for the lovely dinner that the boys made the girls last time....Hurrah for friends! Hurrah for nids' fantastic sushi and holly's decadent dessert! (did you like my incredibly British use of the word Hurrah...that's right...the transformation is beginning people!)
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Canada has elections too...and some odds n ends
Another thing I wanted to note about London is the...how do you say...ridiculous amounts of PDAs you witness out and about everywhere on the streets! Londoners are all over the PDA and...well...each other...what happened to good ol' British restraint? I mean did joining the EU and allowing all these continental Europeans in cause some kinda paradigm shift in the PDA department or something? Maybe Londoners have just been watching too much American TV... (of course, no picture accompanies this particular part of my post....I draw the line at snapping shots of self-ensconsed couples...what kind of creepy freak do you take me for???)
I think all in all...my proudest accomplishment in my week here so far is....umm....ya....not getting run over. The streets here are nutty...but I think that's a pretty well known fact about London right? I mean they even have to print on the street itself which way you should look before crossing the street! (see proof - Exhibit A - below)....or maybe that's only for loser-ass tourists cause too many of them were getting run over? I wonder....Regardless I do my best to pretend like I don't need to look down...but then I inevitably end up looking one way, then thinking "no, you're looking the wrong way!" swivelling my head at breakneck speed in the other direction only to realize I had indeed been looking the right way in the first place...*sigh* Hopefully I'll have it down soon.
the ting tings
does it offend you, yeah?
Monday, September 8, 2008
A London Monday
After work this is what I saw....wow...I thought to myself...English people really love their tea...they're steeping everywhere and anywhere. In Starbucks, at home, even on the street it seems!
That is about all for today...
Sunday, September 7, 2008
things i have bought in london
there have been other incidents of exchange of money for goods of note this past week. here are two.
1) Primark...i think i mentioned this earlier. It was a religious experience. I am not kidding around here. This place is overwhelming to the max. It is like 9 H and Ms combined into one giant megastore of cheap cheap awesome clothes. Every section (T shirts, pants, sweaters, dresses, coats, skirts, underwear, socks, shoes, bags, accessories, kids, guys, home) is the size of a small north american store and the selection within each section is ridiculous - there is so much to choose from and everything to choose from is awesome. And everything is cheap...have I mentioned this? Of course this makes it like a total zoo. At any given time there are about a bagillion people in the store and the lineups for the changerooms go for miles. There are at least 7 cashier banks each of 10 cashiers each. People get fed up and jostle each other for mirrors on the floor to try on coats and tops over what they're wearing. I told Nidhee that this might indeed be a defining moment in my life - life before Primark and then life after Primark.
Here is a picture of our Primark shopping bags....
I know it may look like an innocuous cell phone or "mobile" as they're called over here but...this is no ordinary phone! Oh, no. Look closer and you will see the pure seething evil that is this telecommunication device. I hate it and it hates me. We do not get along. It makes annoying sounds at the most inappropriate times, is too small one way and too fat the other way, is completely unmanageable and difficult to navigate with silly cartoon icons and inexplicable alerts...I could go on...anyway...hopefully our days together are coming to a close...as soon as I am a tried and true resident I will be signing up to a snazzy contract with a schnitzy plan and slammin' phone!!!
(of course this was by no means helped by my very recent realization that when I had sent everyone I know in Toronto my phone number...it was wrong...so...some incidents of phone confusion may be put down to that mix-up...but by no means all of them!!!)
see clare socialize...
nice friends.
see holly and nidhee on the tube to the pah-tee!
hear holly and nidhee say..."can i have yo' numbah"
see clare and holly and nidhee attend a pah-teey
come to the pah-tee!
see all the fun we had at the pah-tee!
everyone is dressed in black and white!
Saturday, September 6, 2008
i am a jetson
WELL...in londonium...they have this for GROCERIES....canadians....i have seen the future - i feel like a jetson or something all of a sudden....not to mention living out my childhood dream of being a grocery clerk - i always loved shopping and bar codes and food and money and bagging things and the scanner followed by the price popping up on the screen!! also i found yalumba viogner! yay! yum! however since my credit card doesn't have a secretspecialmagical chip the computer voice told me to seek assistance and all of a sudden a lady swooped in to check my signature...which if you have seen my signature you will know that she had to ask for ID cause my signature is crazy and never the same twice....i know i know...that's sort of the point of a signature...i digress...my point was that i was intrigued and baffled in a most delighted way until the lady swooped in cause she had a beard which then made me sad. all in all a bittersweet experience in the tesco this evening.
something to get us going...
a) a UC reunion of sorts - living with nids, next door to holly, a short journey to isaac, down the tube from lexi - is awesome.
b) ducking the front hall porter has been hilarious and suspenseful but....would i have life any other way?
c) nidhee has been a godsent angel of mercy when it comes to everything...she deserves some serious medal of honour for being the best person alive
d) wanders thru the natural history museum, hyde park, kensington gardens, british library, spitalfields market, brick lane, shoreditch vintage shops have made me feel like i have at least seen some sights so far
e) absolute vintage...a near religious experience - primark...a few steps even closer to my god
other than that...people here do indeed dress pretty well as i have heard told - they also really like their high heels which freaks the f*** outta me...flats for life.
also...there is a poseur-esqueness about the local, seasonal, fresh, awareness of producer scene here...a lot of places seem to pay a lot of lip and sign service to this but i'm getting the feeling that they're not so much with the follow through...hmm...
londonium 1
soooo a little updateamijiggy...i left the land of the true north strong and free sunday night - as scheduled on the 6:30 flight - props to AC for letting/getting me on that flight and not making me sit around the airport lounge forever and half wracked with suspense. also a bazimillion thanks to ains and david for driving me to the airport (and to david's parents for lending him the car) i missed business class and their lovely pods by one lone dude but i got a front row seat with lotsa leg room so that was a boon...and i should be grateful what with the leg room, the seat and the price but...sleeping sitting up in a chair still sucks however you wanna look at it...
6AM london time i touched down. dragged myself into the city via the underground which is always a hilarious experience (i've done it a few times) cause it's always rush hour and i always have some annoyingly (to myself and everyone else on the crowded tube) huge suitcase...anyways - i made it to goodge station after a transfer at leicester square that involved some tricky stair climbing (good karma to the guys who helped me with my luggage). i hadn't heard from nids although i had texted her - she had been texting me but i didnt get her messages till circa the next day - so i alighted at a diner and inhaled some eggs and crossed my fingers that i would hear from her soon when all of a sudden she came bounding in the front door of the very establishment that i was in! she figured i had to be in the general vicinity and magically she had indeed found me. we ducked the front hall porter that is out to get nids for anything and everything (the evil shammi!) and collapsed in her rez room.....that's right - clare and nids - the basement babes are back in rez together again - but in london!


